Johnnie Walker Explorers’ Club Collection The Gold Route, 40%

Described as “an exotic mix of bananas, mango, pitaya, pineapples, guava, passion fruit, and raisins, all balanced perfectly by deep charred peaty notes.” It sort of is, but this isn’t a soft, silky smooth dessert whisky; it’s Rod Stewart singing Air Supply’s “All Out Of Love.” It’s soft and gentle, but the gravel may put off the softies, and it’s far too bland to appeal to fans of Maggie May. Between a rock and a hard place.